April Fools?

Here are my five contenders for the best April Fools' day stories:

1) Council survey about speed bumps asks about sexual preferences

2)Daughter cut out of mother's will over the name of a child

3)Annual 'life chance' tests proposed for population aged under 30 

4) Youngster who almost died after being impaled on railings told to pay for damage

5)Education Chiefs write note  to pupils with 15 mistakes in 52 words



You couldn't make it up, could you?